The Different Kinds
From The Different Kinds of People that There Are—which is funny because it's so true.
People Who Care About "Tweet" Being the Verb Form of "Twitter" and Have Opinions About Its Usage
This includes people who think you should say "tweet" when you talk about the activity associated with Twitter and people who think you should just use the word "Twitter." These opinions are equally uninteresting. If you must use the Twitter, or not use the Twitter, just do it (or don't). Let's not bring grammar and logic and giving a shit into this.
People Who Claim to Be Afraid of Clowns
These people (and they are numerous) are attempting to cultivate a cute quirk, but they are really just aping a cute quirk cultivated by thousands of cute-quirk-cultivators before them in a giant, gross, boring feedback loop. Yes, clowns can be mildly creepy. But come on. Among the many things that are scarier than clowns: fire, earthquakes, a guy with a knife, riding the bus, colon cancer, falling down the stairs (it could happen at any time!), rapists, people who just kind of look a little rapey and are standing too close to you in line at 7-Eleven, Marlo from The Wire, influenza, and scissors.
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Interesting site, but much advertisments on him. Shall read as subscription, rss.
RSS is good, or you could try Readability. That makes the ads go away.
i hate when ppl say they “hate clowns” – duh- just like i hate people who say the southwest is hot but it’s ok bc it’s “a dry heat” -they think they need to distinguish the difference blah blah- (is that too obvious an example..? prob yes sorry.)
i also am hating ppl who talk about how much they love the bolt bus. what else..there are plenty more ppl to hate and they can all be categorized- oh yes i loathe skinny jean wearing men who think thy still look cool 5 years on- anyways got to run thats all for now c ya josh